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   messageicon says When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is
←Rate | 11-12-2009 19:11 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 17:51 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 20:42 by Comments (0)  


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