love Funny Status Messages

   Let me win your love so I can earn your hatred.

   You women are beautiful creatures I love you all , but by god you scare the sh*t out of me with the way you feed on souls and happiness.

   I love you all and I am so glad I found you. (me talking to a bag of peanut M & M's I forgot I had

   I love you so much I'll eat this pizza to prove it.

   Just dropped a cigarette between my car seat & the console & now I know what Courtney Love feels like when she's trying to find a good vein.

   Shut your legs love, I can smell your issues from over here.

   I love science too. But not enough to warrant profanity.

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love, I'd probably do for a Klondike bar.

   If you love something, set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies though. Or killer bees or pretty much any domesticated animal into the wild. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser ツ

   How to murder someone: tell them you love them so much, and then go on to forget about their existence.

   what I won't do for love......i might do for a klondike bar~!!!

   "I'd LOVE to lick your mackerel but I CAN'T! Michael Douglas says it'll give me throat cancer!"

   Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

   How to politely answer to an insult: "I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did..."

   "I love speaking for others" --- ventriloquists

   If love had a smell, it would smell like pizza & puppy breath.

   Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

   Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke

   You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?