Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Todays lesson: You WRITE a letter or note. You TYPE an e -mail, message or text.

   going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes

   wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.

   praying I don't get gravy on my nice clothes.

   Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...

   thinks people who end sentences with prepositions should knock it off.

   Goldfish and animal crackers.....Her favorite kind of surf and turf

   just realized that Superman was an illegal immigrant

   Like a good neighbor, Mr. Rogers is there

   everybody is celine dion in the shower..

   Vu ja de: When you are in a situation that reminds you of something that will happen.

   No one can do everything, BUT everyone can do something!!!

   Stand up for what is right, even if you're standing alone.

   Redneck turkey timer: add a handfull of unpopped popcorn to your stuffing... when his ass blows off he's done!

   You call it leftovers, I call it fine dining for at least a week.

   Having Grey Goose For Thanksgiving Dinner

   This years Thanksgiving challenge: See if you can sneak a bowl of Lucky Charms on the table.

   obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....

   If three strikes in bowling is a turkey, then I wish you a happy XXX day tomorrow.

   Can you really get everything you want at Alice's Restaurant ? (except for Alice)..