love Funny Status Messages

   Seriously. Don't you just love it when someone hits you up on facebook chat and your WiFi goes out?

   Guys, never give up. If a girl doesn't reply to your text, call her. If she doesn't answer, knock on her door. They love a persistent man.

   Don't Lie To The Love Of Your Life ..... For The Hoe Of The Night !!!

   Whoever named them "urinal cakes" has grossly overestimated their love for cake.... On a different note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?

   F'king love Sundays... Or any other day that's not Mon-Fri.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and drink your poison.

   I love you so much I increased your life insurance. Now shut up and lets go camping in the bear-infested woods.

   Love is like working out it hurts really bad until you just give up and eat a cake.

   There has been a surge in patriotism. These terrorists haven't learned a damn thing. They just don't get it. If they piss off Americans (as they have) our love of country and eventually our wrath will be nothing but awesome.

   I dont make love, I slam women like a fridge door with no beer in it.

   I love myself, I'm just not "post pictures of myself everyday on Facebook" love myself.

   I believe in love at first sight because… I’ve loved my mum since I opened my eyes!

   all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself

   I would love nothing more than to see the Heat to lose in the first round.

   Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called lying.

   Love doesn’t walk away, people do.

   I love being envied and hated! Because no one envies the ugly and nobody hates the weak!

   I ain't talking about Floyd when I say I love May weather.

   If I work up the courage to tell you I love you...the least you can do is introduce yourself to me dammit.

   Holding someone accountable is a form of love, too.