love Funny Status Messages

   Definition: Brain - Your body's hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.

   If people fall in love with you too late, don't accept that love; Its after effects are annoying. It means there are some hidden problems with you or with that person.

   If you love something, set it free... Maybe not sharks though, Or bees. Or viruses, Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love," but it's actually "floor"

   Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling "I LOVE YOU!"

   My girlfriend is so silly. I'm looking at her phone and she's been sending all these sweet love messages and sexts to the wrong number as I never got any of them.

   Romney or Obama....Romney or Obama. I'm just now getting the chance to vote. I LOVE living in Florida.

   Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.

   I see you drivin ’round town with a girl I love, and I’m like, it’s nice that she has alternative transportation.

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling “I LOVE YOU!”

   I love Pope John Paul, George and Ringo.

   His 'holiness'?? It seems Catholics have more love and respect for the Pope than they do for Jesus.

   I won employee of the month!!!.... again! I love being self employed.

   Who needs a brain when you fall deeply in love?

   The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.

   I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!

   there are so many people I would love to tell off... if only I never had to see them again