love Funny Status Messages

   Some mistakes only a mother can love.

   some people take so much s hit from me and are still in love with me. it's great!

   True love cannot be found until you can find a mutual comfort level in the thermostat of your home.

   If you're into girls that shout at the TV as they eat Doritos in their Hello Kitty pajamas, you're gonna fall in love with me so hard.

   I love the fact that she likes reverse cowgirl cuz I cant stand her face.

   I love myself but I'm not "post pictures of myself everyday on my Facebook wall" love myself.

   You know a girl has been recently dumped when she post stuff like, “I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!”

   Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say "I love you", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend…until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot...

   I love honeymoon but without the marriage.

   I love New England!!! (Clam Chowder)

   I love my new phone. I can now undate my status while crossing the stre

   i have no friends because everyone is in love with me!

   Just once I would love to get a junk email that read..."P*nis englargment?? No way dude! You are set! Forget I even sent this message." Is that too much to ask???

   @illuminatedwndr: I love you, but I don't 'Spell your name out with refrigerator magnet letters' love you

   I'm having a love/hate relationship with my antihistamines.

   Unless I see a tombstone of someone who died for not doing so, I won't 'like' your post to prove "love Jesus" or hate cancer.

   I'm too tired. Go love someone else.

   If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them

   Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately.