friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   I don't understand some people. It's Black Friday. I just passed a black family at Costco. I shook the father's hand and wished them all a Happy Holiday. The father asked me what's wrong with me.

   usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!

   My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. ... Which is a shame, because I fancy him.

   #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

   Weekend goal: To get some dirty deeds done dirty cheap.

   Sorry, my social calender is full this weekend. Going to a HoeDown, a Shindig and a Hootenanny.

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

   now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.

   Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?

   1.Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.

   Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!