love Funny Status Messages

   I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!

   THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....

   The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart.

   If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.

   Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.

   Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn't answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.

   If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk

   success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

   I love the taste of tuna, but I'm not a fan of the smell. This is true about something else as well, but I can't put my finger in it. Hmm.

   I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?

   Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die..

   They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.

   Santa is really going to love the cookies he gets from Colorado and Washington this year..

   That thin line beween ‘I love you' and bullshi t.

   Ladies; Just because he had an erection doesn't mean he's in love with you.

   Men, just because she loves your c ock doesn't mean she's in love with u

   I love your personality!!! Especially when your not talking is my favorite!!! JW

   If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was.

   Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?

   Dear facebook event invite: I'd love nothing more than to travel 1100 miles to see your half a$$ed band play other people's music in a bar that's filled with 4 people. DECLINE!