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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing 
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone
SO homosexuailty is UNNATURAL , like cutting your grass ? like 90% of the food we eat ??Air conditioning ?? Live your own life ..leave everyone else alone !!!
i was reading this article by Oprah and she said her life began at 50, I think what she meant is she weighed 50 pounds when she was born
Life is nothing but anticipation followed by feelings of nostalgia for times that really weren't all that great.
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill
If there is one thing life has taught me, it's humility. In fact, I daresay there is no one on this planet more humble than me.
Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, kind of makes me wish I had genital herpes.
Just adjusted my life insurance policy to include the purchase of a hologram of myself that will blend into the crowd at my funeral.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Most priceless thing in my life??? My insanity...it makes everything ok :-)
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it
A great goal in life is to never let anyone you know see you removing a hair from your mouth.
Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…
If I ever swallow something potentially life-threatening and I need to induce vomiting, I hope you're around to make it easier. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
