love Funny Status Messages

   I may not be the guy you're looking for or the guy who you think you would fall in love with, but I deserve a chance to prove you wrong dammit!

   We were bored and pretended it was love.

   If Couples That Are In Love Are Called "Love Birds", Then Couples Who Are Always Fighting And Arguing Should Be Called "Angry Birds"

   I prefer to drink in the comfort of my own home where I can yell and scream at the ones I love in peace and quiet.

   Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back knocking on your door with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.

   There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

   When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology.

   Love sucks. True love swallows.

   any shirt can be a dress when your dad doesn't love you.

   I love pissing off a few hundred people before I go to bed. Waking up to a phone full of hate is the best way to start the day. <3

   As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God

   Before I fall in love I usually fall over the barstool.

   "Rawr" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. You ever seen Jurassic Park? It means, I'm going to eat you

   Love is not only for lovers, it is also felt by friends who understand each other more than lovers.

   The slower the kiss, the easier for love to slip through.

   People love you if you can take them out of their comfort zone, comfortably.

   I can't wait to get married, and yell "GET IN YOUR CAGE" to the woman I love.

   I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too.

   Always make love with your eyes open, and never forget to use your tongue when you kiss.