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   messageicon There are some 35–45 year old men who think Cyber Monday means something else...
←Rate | 11-28-2011 13:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....
←Rate | 12-05-2011 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wednesday a blood relative of Monday!
←Rate | 12-07-2011 02:40 by @Manish7080 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:25 by @tarahsince1991 Comments (0)  


   messageicon monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 02:48 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a b!tch, and Monday's its son..
←Rate | 12-20-2011 00:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon been married for 20 years and has sex almost every day....almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.....
←Rate | 01-04-2012 09:46 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It's Tuesday that sucks.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 19:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
←Rate | 01-05-2012 02:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you'd like to put in on Monday.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No better way to kick off a Monday then to defend a sweet elderly women from a crabby ass "Douchebag", who clearu has no respect for the humankind!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 07:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday Morning. Kind of woke up needing Viola Davis to tell me you is kind you is smart you is important.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 05:55 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because it's Monday, I'll go ahead and tell you what the funniest thing is the world is: A fat guy falling down his last 3 stairs, while farting. Glad no one was here.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 06:13 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things I don't like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:12 by shuttdogg Comments (1)  


   messageicon My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 13:42 by Nobody Comments (0)  




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