love Funny Status Messages

   Dear Ex, remember those I love you more fights? I won.

   Love is: doing it in random spots all over the house so no one has to sleep in the wet spot.

   Granddad sure does love his baths - He's been in there for three days now.

   Dear Women, You know when you pull your bra thru your sleeve & stuff it into the couch? That's as close to us as you'll ever be. Love, Men

   My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR

   Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.

   Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

   If you're an American who feels that you are represented in your government, please contact me. I love people with imaginations.

   Shouldn't love handles really be called hate handles since nobody really wants them?

   I would love to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.

   Now..a cheaper way to express your love...----E-cards !

   I love how the best things in life are unexpected

   Listen, gorgeous... I love you so much I would suck out the venom if a poisonous snake bit you on the ass. But, I'm sorry, I won't swallow.

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.

   Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his Own Wife !!!

   How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!

   So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight.

   I'm just a guy searching for love and someone to bang the hell out of.

   I love being naked in a house alone... It's just a little awkward when the owner's arrive.

   Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.