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Twilight: The story of a young girls struggle between necrophilia and beastiality.
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09-13-2010 13:59
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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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09-13-2010 14:10 by
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Rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble and pain....
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09-13-2010 14:25 by
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When two meth addicts go out, is it considered speed dating?
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09-13-2010 14:32 by
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I'm not quite ready to declare this the 2,847th best day of my life, but it's certainly trending that way.
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09-13-2010 14:37 by
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Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never knew you had. Like when the vending machine gives you 2 soda's
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09-13-2010 14:45
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So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.
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09-13-2010 14:59 by
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I just skimmed through 50cent tweet page. I can't believe the guy's only been shot nine times.
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09-13-2010 15:25
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Eating Breakfast, drinking coffee, catching up on Facebook and listening to music. It's impressive to be this busy and still get nothing done.
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09-13-2010 15:31
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it just me or would anyone else really like a hurricane named after them? Earl? Igor? Yuck!
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09-13-2010 15:36
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When people text or typ "ROTFLMFAO" do you really think they are rolling of the floor laughing? If so how are they typing that status?
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09-13-2010 15:59
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I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.
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09-13-2010 16:28
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I hope that guy that "wants to be a billionaire" makes $999,999,999.99 and then gets hit by a bus.
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09-13-2010 16:30
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If I could pick winning football teams half as well as I pick the stupidest, slowest cashier in Walmart, I could afford to shop elsewhere.
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09-13-2010 16:30
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People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh*t to yourself.
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09-13-2010 16:33
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I'm building a fort in the living room with a sign that says "nobody else allowed" and I'm moving into it. Forever.
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09-13-2010 16:35
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I once told a police officer, I was going 90 mph cause I sh*t my pants, he let me go. It works people, it works!
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09-13-2010 16:36
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My biggest fear used to be getting sick and dying, now it's of me dropping my cell phone in the toilet.
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09-13-2010 16:38
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If somebody ever stole my identity, I'm pretty sure they'd give it right back.
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09-13-2010 16:40
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If I miss 11/11/11 11:11:11 I will be soooo pissed.
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09-13-2010 16:40
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