love Funny Status Messages

   The only thing worse than a broken heart is a heart that has never known love.

   This is the real me. Full of problems. Full of love. Full of lost. Full of hurt. Full of life. Full of hope. Full of happiness. Most of all.....Full of friends.

   "I love Justin Beiber" Hey Jeff, eat a Snickers, you're gay when youre hungry

   Drunk love is better than crazy love.

   Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes.

   A picnic is a great way to see what all the foods you love would taste like if you added ants.

   I could love anyone provided you're not a jerk, have decent teeth, and a good credit score.

   A wife tattooed "I LOVE U" on her nipples and showed it to her husband. He replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth! "

   Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love...

   You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink.

   We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

   If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.

   How do I love thee? Let me count the empty cans.

   I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.

   Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.

   Love and Alcohol are same... Once tasted, you can never stay away from them !!!!!

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.

   Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.

   Dear ex, remember those I love you more fights?? I won..

   Sometimes the best people to spill your heart to are total strangers. I love you guys.