love Funny Status Messages

   2 entirely different phrases; each have 3 words and 8 letters: “I Love You!” vs. “Go To Hell!”

   "I warned her.." -courtney love

   I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!

   The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...

   What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie.

   won't be able to spend Valentine's Day with the love of his life who keeps him warm, cosy and protected!!! I'm sorry bed but I'll be cheating on you with that b^tçh mistress of mine I call work.

   The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.

   Dear pretty girls in my classes, You have significantly improved my attendance. Keep doing what you do. Much love, The brunette guy you keep catching staring at you.

   I'm going to spend this Valentine's Day with the one I love......I just hope she's working her corner.

   Love pshhhh I rather fall in chocolate

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day!! <HATE

   "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....

   he drew a flower on the ky intense box.....sigh, ...i love him

   I really spoiled her today. First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the vacuuming and dusting. I f** love my BMW!

   I love you in Blue...I love you in Red...But most of all...I love you in....Blue

   love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......

   nothing says I love you like saying, "if I cant have you , no one can" and demanding a reply with a .38 special

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   You know you are in love with a guy when you think about having sex with him.

   Prince and Sheena Easton never did tell us who won the World Series of love.