santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Try this experiment: The next time someone says "Oh, I'm fine..." look them square in the eyes and say "Tell me the truth." Sometimes all people really want is someone to take an interest. Show them you care all the time, not just at Christmas.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   I dont believe in Santa...but with no money in my pocket ....I think I will change my opinion about him.....

   eating Babybels at this special time of year. After all, Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the baby cheeses.

   If you can't figure out what to get someone for Christmas, get them a gift card! It's like saying, "Here's $20... go get your own damn gift!"

   Christ's Hope Rescuing Iniquitous Souls To Miraculously Administer Salvation!!! Thank God for Christmas!!!!

   I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....

   thinks businesses that make their employees work on Christmas day are from the devil! Except for the gas stations and all of the other businesses I'm going to need today.... those ones are sent from God!

   outsmarted Santa this year... see I need coal to heat my house, so I was extra bad so I would get more coal! Now who's laughing fat guy?

   Santa is like a repair man, says he will be there between 12 and 4 and shows up at 5. What a jerk

   note to self for next Christmas..... don't leave deer jerky out for Santa - cookies are a better choice...

   wants to personally apologize for those that couldn't get their gifts from Santa: He died of laughter when I told him I had been nice all year......

   Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.

   People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

   got a head start on Christmas next year, I already have my tree up!

   blew all his christmas money on hookers and cocaine.....

   just came back home and found Santa in his mouse trap... My cheese was all gone, but at least the milk and cookies were safe.

   gonna laugh 2 years from now when all of those people who thought the world was gonna end on Dec. 22, 2012 realize that they are still gonna have to go out and buy Christmas presents.....

   Dear Santa: I would like a bailout and a bonus. I have been really bad this year and therefore I deserve it.

   January: that special time of the year when a children's Xmas toys & his parents are BOTH broke.