friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...

   Happy+Friday=much fun......

   Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekday

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy Friday..smile

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   Making all day plans on the weekend always sounds fantastic. Right up until the time my alarm goes off and I remember I hate getting up early on weekends and I don't really like other people.

   Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

   Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next.

   Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.

   I would like to wish all the moms out there a Happy Labor Day Weekend!!! What?... That's not what that means?

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-

   Needs a weekend for my weekend

   playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   Why does Jason kill on Fridays when ppl are just starting their weekend? Why can't he wait til Monday mornings when everyone hates their lives