love Funny Status Messages

   I love how these photoshop models think they have "fans." Let's be realistic. Most of those people are not your fans, they just want to get you in bed.

   Tebow? And are you in love with him? Cuz you sure talk about him alot...

   I hate it when I wake up from drinking and I have "I love c0ck" written on my forehead. Especially when I've been drinking at home alone.

   When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.

   I love reading Facebook drama, people go so hard behind that keyboard!

   Paula Deen selling Diabetes Drugs is like Courtney Love selling methadone.

   I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.

   "I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."

   Kids don't like meatloaf…but add some candles kids love meat cake….

   Fuzzy, shaved, hairy, landing strip, brazilian, I love them all..

   I love it when people see me reach for something on the floor and keep missing it like a moron. I quickly tell them I'm working on my aerobics exercises....

   Wait, it's "let it go"? I thought it was, "If you love something, drop it off a building." Boy, have I been doing that wrong.

   I love American Idol. Except for the judges, the singers, and Ryan Seacrest.

   if I had a penny that fell from above everytime I fell in love...i'll be rolling in my money, everyday would be sunny and i'll be looking forward to my next break up

   Fact: the domestic Cat remains the only species that's trained humans to clean up poop in exchange for conditional love.

   I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.

   I would love to see Flo @ Progressive hook up with Mayhem @ Allstate. Their kids would be bright, shiny, bundles of conniving, deceptive, destructive energy!

   I love "me" so much, my Dr gave me a nice jacket that helps me hug myself!

   Would love to grab one of those San Fran NFC Championship T-shirts before they're shipped to Uganda.

   I love to run my finger up the outline of a womans camel toe.