love Funny Status Messages

   Admit it, you love them so you Facebook stalk them. You over think your status updates in case they read them & you look @ all their photos several times a day.

   What I love most about my ex is that she is someone else's problem now.

   Swallow my babies so I know your love is real.

   I love the holidays. A time when people are supposed to be more nice and caring, actually become bigger a$$holes than they are the rest of the year.

   I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !

   Ladies: There is no sign language in love. If he didn't say it, he didn't mean it. Stop assuming and putting words into his mouth.

   I've learnt that money can't buy love, it can only buy you attention and company while it lasts.

   I hate ants but I love fire= Not a good combination for the ants.>:D

   If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon

   hopes that all of you are practicing your "Oh my God, I LOVE it!" face? We're getting closer...

   You should have told me that your love has an expiration date.

   If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.

   We live in a generation of not being in love, and not being together. But we sure make it feel like we're together because we're scared to see each other with somebody else *Drake*

   I name my pen!s "Attention" because we all know how much women love attention

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's a Booty Call!

   The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

   Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!

   2nd greatest holiday gift for someone you love. The receipt.

   The love of money is a root of all KINDS of evil (1 Timothy 6:10)

   Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.