Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.
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01-22-2017 20:03
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Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.

New England Patriots haters be like "I refuse to accept the results of the AFC Championship game. Tomorrow I'll be protesting, picketing, looting, rioting, and forming support groups. #NotMySuperBowl "

There are only two things in this world that smell like fish. One of them is fish.
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01-23-2017 08:56 by BBB.
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The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.
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01-23-2017 09:20 by BBB
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Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.
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01-23-2017 09:37 by BBB
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This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
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01-23-2017 09:42 by BBB
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I feel an originality rush coming on. Think I'll make a dog face on Snapchat.
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01-23-2017 10:41 by Mickey
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I'm really not a "know it all"... For instance, up until recently, I thought cunnilingus was an Irish Airline.
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01-23-2017 10:52 by Mickey
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Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
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01-23-2017 11:35
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I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...
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01-23-2017 12:01 by Sharpie
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BREAKING: White House informs the public of excess bread in America resulting from a lack of sandwiches being made this weekend.
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01-23-2017 16:34
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I caught my third girlfriend cheating on me. I only have two left now, makes me sick.
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01-23-2017 17:13
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No matter who's president , Elvis is still the king
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01-23-2017 21:54 by Todd72113
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Alternative facts. What most good and honorable americans call lies. May God have mercy on our souls.
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01-24-2017 00:07
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Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
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01-24-2017 01:07 by Eddy
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n't the bigger question: How many people attended the Hillary Inauguration?
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01-24-2017 03:46 by Mickey
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Patriots are going to the Superbowl....The NFL is going to assign someone to check Tom Brady's balls throughout the game....don't want that on my resume
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01-24-2017 08:09 by bob
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If you're a welder than knows how to lay pipe, you're about to get RICH , !!!!!!
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01-24-2017 18:50 by BigToe
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there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?
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01-24-2017 19:22 by markf
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