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   messageicon What's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute?
←Rate | 07-29-2020 09:19 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Justin Bieber was drunken driving in Florida? Where is George Zimmerman when you need him!
←Rate | 01-25-2014 21:42 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.
←Rate | 01-23-2017 09:20 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.
←Rate | 01-23-2017 09:37 by BBB Comments (1)  

   messageicon This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
←Rate | 01-23-2017 09:42 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon The coin shortage didn't work. Go ahead and mail the mystery seeds.
←Rate | 07-29-2020 18:51 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 06:49 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can? .... No, because he can't make a fist.
←Rate | 01-21-2017 10:06 by BBB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Opened a Christmas card today and rice fell out....Must have been fro Uncle Ben.
←Rate | 12-17-2019 07:14 by BBB Comments (0)  


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