BBB Funny Status Messages

   What's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute?

   Justin Bieber was drunken driving in Florida? Where is George Zimmerman when you need him!

   The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.

   Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.

   This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

   The coin shortage didn't work. Go ahead and mail the mystery seeds.

   A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.

   Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can? .... No, because he can't make a fist.

   Opened a Christmas card today and rice fell out....Must have been fro Uncle Ben.

   What ever happened to Olive, the other reindeer?