Funny Status Messages

   Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!

   Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?

   Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.

   No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

   Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...

   I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

   I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.

   I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.

   Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

   Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

   I voted...for Medical Marijuana.

   Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.

   I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?

   Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   You think you're having a bad day, you could be a Siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass.

   America is in labor now, in a few short hours we will find out if it's a boy or a girl.

   As I walk through Walmart......all the sudden the election makes sense.