love Funny Status Messages

   Love is when you look into someone's heart and find everything you need.

   If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"

   I love deer season, Especially when I am driving alone in my Blazer , it's amazing how fast I purposely turn into a Comacazi pilot when I see a deer in the middle of the road-

   Which is worse news this AM, Justin Beiber might have a love child or Herman Cain's believes China doesn't have nukes?

   Justin Bieber fathering a love child is hard to believe. Justin Bieber having a love child, now that I can believe.

   You can post about your love of god on facebook all you want, but *I* remember your love of going down on random guys at frat parties. Amen.

   Love starts with "You are different" & ends with "you are all the same"

   You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet

   When you love someone age , distance , height . weight is just a damn number .

   For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)

   ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious

   Why, when my dad left his phone in the car his phone rang and the ringtone was "Love in this club" by Usher???

   Usually I am a loving person, but there are two things in this world I have failed to love, JUSTIN BIEBER AND TWILIGHT MOVIES.

   She fell in love with the person that I was back then. Why does she try so hard to change me into what suits her...it only drives me away.

   When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

   Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.

   My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY,& TTYL means? I answered: I don't know, love u, talk to you later. Mother: Ok I'll ask your sister

   midgets who are actors and actresses must love the Xmas season. every movie or commercial that remotely deals with Santa has at least 2000 of em'

   Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.

   I love pressing buttons, so as you can imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples