trump Funny Status Messages

   "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump

   At this point the only other thing Trump could possibly say to anger anymore people is if he said he hated doughnuts.

   "Donald Trump for President" - Steve Harvey

   Want to know how many idiots there are in America? Just count Donald "Hillbilly" Trump supporters.

   DONALD TRUMP CIRCUS - When you're waiting for a joke to be over but its taking forever, thanks to some idiots perpetuating it.

   I wonder if Donald Trump's cell phone has comb-over minutes

   Can we get back on Trump.....who cares about Bill Cosby! oh wait Trumps eating jello

   The way Donald Trump think everyone is a killer, its safe to believe he was a cat in previous life.

   Donald Trump has been running his pie hole for the last four months. And this has been one of the warmest winters in years. Coincidence?

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   We Germans are happy to help and will give any American refugee who wants to flee from the US in case Trump becomes elected president

   Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....

   Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.

   I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.

   Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump

   Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.

   Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.

   Jada Pinkett-Smith should picket Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being too white.

   Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?

   Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.