love Funny Status Messages

   Why does everyone love dolphins so much? They're mammals that can breathe under water and they're smarter than us. We should be worried.

   If you truly love someone you roll down the window to scoop out the fart you put in the car.

   Most of the time the past tense of 'hate' is 'love.'

   They say fat people need love too. No they need a DIET!

   People say the hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Around here the hardest thing to do is replace the empty toilet paper roll and put your dishes in the dishwasher.

   "We're born alone, we live alone, and we die alone. Only thorugh our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone." Orson Wells

   Look just cuz I wont go by you tampons doesn't mean I don't love you...Hell didn't I buy you like 3 rolls of Bounty...That's called a Compromise...

   The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..

   My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."

   Who know why there are so Many Birthdays in October? Simply because valentine day was nine months Ago people who are born in this month most be called fruit of love ;)

   Loving someone who does not love you back is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

   Falling in love is like falling down when you drunk or high...u dont feel the pain until the magical effect is gone..

   If I was a ghost on "Ghost Whisperer" the first thing I would ask Jennifer Love Hewitt is "are those real?".

   I love Halloween. You get free candy without having to get into anyone's van.

   My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL." :)

   During sex, anyone can say I love you, but only a few are going to stay and prove it.

   'like' this and you'll love whats coming up next ;o)

   I love Fig Newtons. Yes, You might say i'm a "FIGGIT".

   To do list for the day: Hate self, love self, hate self, love self. Lunch. Hate self.

   My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung open the door and asked "tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?". I replied "yes love, but to be fair, its a small bathroom"