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stuck in second gear.
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06-03-2009 08:08
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drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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06-03-2009 08:48 by
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Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
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06-03-2009 10:28 by
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hitting higher highs, and lower lows
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06-03-2009 13:24 by
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offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
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06-03-2009 16:48
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Bad Spellers Untie!
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06-03-2009 19:56 by
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Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
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06-04-2009 18:00 by
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cooler then the other side of the pillow
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06-04-2009 23:42 by
Dave
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the funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;)
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06-05-2009 02:03 by
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people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
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06-05-2009 05:44
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microwaving metal objects.
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06-07-2009 17:43 by
Tim
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's inner child has diaper rash.
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06-07-2009 18:47 by
Courtney
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wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
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06-07-2009 22:33 by
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planning on living forever- so far, so good
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06-07-2009 23:35
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trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to stun
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06-07-2009 23:36
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absolutely willing to work on weekends ... granted that weekdays are off.
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06-08-2009 04:12 by
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wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
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06-09-2009 08:21
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knows is all. I just cant remember it all at once!
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06-09-2009 19:47 by
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ashamed of what he did for a klondike bar
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06-09-2009 21:34 by
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only got 4 minutes to save the world
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06-10-2009 11:56 by
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