love Funny Status Messages

   'I love having sex with you' doesn't mean, 'I'm only having sex with you'

   Things I love like a fat kid loves cake - 1. titties 2. cake.

   Vampires will only truly love girls four days out of the month, period.

   I love when people post "whats going on tonight!" or "text me with plans" if your friends need reminded to text you with plans you have no friends.

   You know you're in love when you're standing in line at Forever 21 making a return on a dress and panties that your girlfriend was too embarrassed to do herself!

   i absolutely love sending inboxes and never getting a reply. I cannot begin to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel.

   AKK AKK AKK! Spinachk is me favorik fruitk. (I love Popeye.)

   I love it when a girl smiles, she looks beautiful but when she makes a duck face... honestly, she looks like a duck

   "Marriage" - Betting someone half your sh!t that you'll love them forever

   Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

   Don't love the person who "enjoys" with you. Love the person who "suffers" without you.

   Why is it that a woman can get a tattoo of a naked fairy sitting on a half moon and its sexy, but when a guy gets a naked wizard making love to a dragon its creepy?

   Same old same old __ I frikkin' love weekends :D __ you're welcome!!!

   You have to realize women love challenges. They always want what they can't have.

   awake and alive __ and the coffee is at its Sunday best; I love these moments :)

   I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes!...*sigh* this "Psyching Yourself Out" theory is bull$hit!

   If I were invisible the first thing I would do would be to beat the crap out of a mime. The people would love it!

   Many admit to being fools for love. But only Foghat had the guts to admit to being fools for the city

   No strings attached, your love is so wi-fi

   ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.