friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?

   Geologists say the California earthquake will most likely happen this weekend due to earthquakes being too busy during the week.

   If you’re in the woods this weekend and see a large man wearing a hockey mask don’t assume he’s a Wayne Gretzky fan.

   Brace yourselves it's Harley Quinn weekend!

   "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..

   Extra hour of sleep this weekend. I mean, unless you're a parent. Then it's just like, more morning.

   Make sure to use the extra hour this weekend not changing anyone's mind about the election on Facebook.

   I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already

   Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!

   All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too

   So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.

   It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .

   Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?

   If you bought a fruitcake this weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.

   Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.

   My Christmas tree wasn't the only thing that got lit up last weekend!!

   I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.