love Funny Status Messages

   I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..

   I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.

   When people tell other couples that they aren't in love, makes me laugh. love is a word you define yourself, don't let a dictionary definition express the way you feel - Brandon Markovich

   I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.

   So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.

   "Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!

   I don't care if people call you the space cowboy, gangster of love or Maurice. I think you're delusional.

   If you didn't have all this money, I'd still love you..and miss you very much.

   It has been revealed that Ryan Giggs of Manchester United has been slammin' his brothers wife for 8 years! damn! Talk about brotherly love.

   Oh life I love you, specially your things I mean living things, some of them are severely cool

   Love is in the air...and i'm wearing a gas mask.

   As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..

   The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.

   I'm canadian and I want to say to America, Hey I love you guys, but seriously, you gotta take Jersey Shore off the air! You guys work on that and we'll see what we can do about Nickleback and Justin Beiber.

   This is how my relationship goes.....I turn her on the moment I get home from work and she satisfies my needs. I love my air conditioner!

   Gotta love AC with this heat, but damn it's colder than a witches ( . ) in here...

   Gotta love a good GPS. No matter how many wrong turns you make, that little pocket sized symbol of hope just sits there, smiles at you and says "No worries buddy, I'll still get you there"

   I'm done looking for love, When it's ready...it can come find me.

   Parents should be reminded, gently and often, that "I love you ANYWAY" is not a compliment.

   3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.