love Funny Status Messages

   Alcohol may be my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy....

   Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.

   I know what love is..Thats like someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a damn cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

   Rsvp to friends Event that I wasent invited to Yes facebook I would love to be creepy. Facebook makeing us creepy one Event at a time

   Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation with Coprophagia, a little Cyclic vomiting syndrome and a cup...Yea that's some real love :)

   Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love America????

   American Patriotism is not defined as the love of our country to the exclusion of all else, it's the love of a country that's great enough to include everything else!

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???

   Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.

   Eventually you'll be separated from everyone you love by distance, argument, divorce or death. Make sure you know how to stand on your own.

   You can't be hot when you're asleep, especially when you're in a deep sleeping having a dream about making love to a Snowman!

   The two favorite buttons I LOVE on Facebook: "Hide all posts from this person" and "Hide friend request".

   Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.

   I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..

   i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet

   I love God. I just don't like the peope who work for him.

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers

   I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.