love Funny Status Messages

   I would love to become Facebook friends with a hooker because I bet the status updates would be very interesting if they were honest, like, "Lindsey just made $300 in 15 minutes."

   MARDI GRAS!!! Because who doesn't love pancakes and tequila!!!

   I hate Glee... when I drive past stupid drivers with my hand in the shape of an "L" on my forehead, they just smile, give me a giant thumbs up and nod as I read their lips "I love Glee too!"meanwhile drifting bk and forth while driving 55 in the fast lane

   Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?

   Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

   "The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~

   Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

   who ever said that it takes two to fight never seen the crackhead at 7-11 yelling at the wall I love niagara falls

   Dear current rock music, put up or Shut Up. love, Classic Rock

   I Love People Who Find It Easy To Agree With Me But I Respect The People Who Can Muster The Courage & The Balls To Disagree With Me!!

   If you don't have a love in your life, don't worry. If you keep living a life with no regrets, either your love will come or someone will regret living their life without you.

   An Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you will love it!"

   Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

   There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

   You see son, when two girls love each other very much they have this CUP…

   Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!

   Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........

   As I took it to my lips to taste, my mouth was suddenly overflowing with a creamy filling, my tongue licking as much as I could as fast as I could… God, I love cream donuts

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to walk away from, and some I would love to punch in the face

   I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.