trump Funny Status Messages

   Hey! Stop attacking Donald Trump. She is a nice chubby older Polish woman and she deserves some respect.

   I have more respect for the toilet paper I just wiped my ass with than I do for Donald Trump.

   Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his in property. I made my name in Campbell's alphabet soup.

   The tattoo of Donald Trump's face on my anus is symbolic because he too is full of shi t, but my a$$hole has a better hairstyle

   I am the Donald Trump of poor people.

   Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.

   LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.

   Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?

   I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !

   Donald Trump go home you're drunk.

   I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.

   Have you ever wonder if Donald Trump parts his pubic hair the same way? You will now.

   The way Americans feel about Donald Trump running for President is the way the rest of the world feels about America.

   The mexicans said to Donald Trump "estás despedido, estúpido idiota"

   How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?

   thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle

   Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?

   It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!

   I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes

   Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!