"new york" Funny Status Messages

   Wonder if they will take as long to clean up new York city as they did new Orleans????????

   In the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding. Just saying. !!

   Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City

   mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween.

   So windy in New York, the Statue of Liberty has been caught doing Marilyn Monroe impressions.

   In the apocalyptic movie, 2012, New York was flooded in October.

   Go ahead and seceded, you will lose Hollywood and New York and you will gain Texas. YEE-HAW!

   people who think their state is the only one with crazy weather also think New York is nothing but concrete and buildings...

   The Vatican removed Bishop Sicola from New York from the final candidate list for the papacy...... Apparently they thought it wouldn't seem proper to address the new pontiff as ''Pope-si-cola.''

   I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop.

   There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!

   In honor of Yankees Superstar Alex Rodriguez's 211 game suspension for steroid use, the city of New York has announced that it plans to name the Verazno-Narrows Bridge (The longest suspension bridge in the world) the "A-Rod Suspension Bridge."

   Michael J. Fox etch-a-sketched the entire New York City skyline in 4 seconds.

   Read Putin's Op-Ed in the New York Times. This crap would have been a lot more believable if after every paragraph he said "....Mr. Bond."

   It is now day 11 of the government shutdown and we knew sooner or later something like this was going to happen. Despite the national parks being shut down, several men were severely mauled by bears yesterday. But enough about the New York Giants.

   "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers." - new york's most hated cab driver

   Most places claiming to have Real New York Pizza usually don't. It's more like: "Real Upstate New York Pizza."

   I wish I loved anything as much as New Yorkers love to tell you they're from New York.

   On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.

   Lawmakers here in New York are considering a plan to bring slot machines to LaGuardia Airport. Of course there's always that other way to gamble at LaGuardia — checking a bag.