friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....

   You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!

   I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday

   Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   The final Twilight movie and Lincoln both opened the same weekend. One is about a shameful, dark chapter in our history we hope never will be repeated. The other is about a president.

   How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??

   3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity.

   Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...

   The soundtrack to my life would just be the sound of a single car door shutting. Every. Single. Weekend.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.

   Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips. Fml

   I drank all weekend and now I'm on my beeriod...

   To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....

   ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans

   I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here