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   messageicon Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.
←Rate | 12-13-2016 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen,, If you're mad about Trump being named Time's Person of the Year, wait until you hear who was elected president.
←Rate | 12-14-2016 15:54 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.
←Rate | 12-17-2016 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is there a trump filter and not an oblablah filter
←Rate | 12-17-2016 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.
←Rate | 12-24-2016 08:49 Comments (4)  


   messageicon If everyone that receives a fruitcake for Christmas donates them to the government, Trump can build the brick wall!
←Rate | 12-24-2016 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!
←Rate | 12-28-2016 15:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon let's ake a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!
←Rate | 12-29-2016 11:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!
←Rate | 12-29-2016 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..
←Rate | 12-29-2016 18:19 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actors like Carrie Fisher claimed Trump would never be their president. I hope the others follow her lead!
←Rate | 12-29-2016 23:57 by DrestinB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...
←Rate | 12-30-2016 08:09 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait to hear Donald trump say: Obama, you're fired !
←Rate | 01-02-2017 20:59 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?
←Rate | 01-04-2017 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 12:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putin controlling Trump is mildly entertaining but the Muppets are still my favorite puppet show!
←Rate | 01-06-2017 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new favorite Trump name=Twitler
←Rate | 01-07-2017 15:56 by @downtownscottybrown Comments (0)  


   messageicon So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?
←Rate | 01-10-2017 19:42 by DREW Comments (0)  




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