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   messageicon ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spent most of the weekend interacting with real friends instead of being on Facebook. It was a horrible decision.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 12:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave my wife a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 10:37 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, it's Sunday and the weekend is almost over, as time flies when your having fun...I suggest doing something really boring all day long to stretch it out until midnight!
←Rate | 06-10-2012 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday
←Rate | 06-15-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people "Single".
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I can just make it one more day without some kid that I've never seen before wishing me a happy father's day this weekend will be a success.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 21:42 by JYP Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 03:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?
←Rate | 06-18-2012 07:09 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the movie Magic Mike is released this weekend all the theatre seats are going to looks like snails crawled across them...
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I have to set my phone on OKC mode this weekend........No Rings!
←Rate | 06-22-2012 00:27 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gay divorce proceedings - "You can have the belts, I want the shoes, we share the hair product and moisturizers. Weekend access for the dog"
←Rate | 06-25-2012 13:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, the weekend certainly lived up to it's reputation.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 17:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anderson Cooper must have seen 'Magic Mike' this weekend.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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