Friday Funny Status Messages

   So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.

   disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”

   What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?

   Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?

   Sorry you're an athiest and have no one to thank it's Friday.

   Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.

   This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.

   Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts

   Hillary Clinton was Diagnosed on Friday with Highly Contagious Bacterial Pneumonia and has been out in public all weekend! Is there something about the words "Highly Contagious" that she and her "Doctors" don't understand? Well that's ObamaCare For ya!

   Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?

   "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..

   I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already

   Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!

   All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too

   So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.