trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: I'm not the man I was for 60 years anymore. Reporter: when did you change? Trump: Thursday

   Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management position at Chili's.

   Meanwhile the Kardashians are busy corrupting our young girls more than Trump and the Clintons put together. We need to take back some moral code in this country before it's too late...

   ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.

   It's pretty clear now, if it wasn't already, Trump is just a schill to ensure Hillary wins.... This is 'democracy' in action....

   Trump: Don't judge me on the man I was 10 years ago. But please judge Hillary on the man her husband was 20 years ago.

   "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA

   A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.

   Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.

   Let's see ...... Trump or Hillary .... After plenty of thought ..... I'm still voting for Pedro ..... After all .... He promises that all of my wildest dreams will come true!!!

   Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol

   Everyone is wondering which White House room Melania Trump plans to turn into a brazilian wax studio.

   Why are we surprised? Trump won't even accept the results of his own hairline.

   Stop comparing rap lyrics to what Trump said. Now I feel like I can't enjoy 2 Live Crew's music until I know their stance on global warming.

   To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .

   People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites

   Donald Trump wants to keep us in suspense about the survival of our democracy and orderly change of government.... I can't wait!

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   Hillary bumped into Trump on the way to the White House and she said "Pardon me"...He Replied, "You want another Pardon?"

   There's like nothing stopping any of us from booking a room at a Trump hotel and canceling 24 hours in advance.