santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   liked to climb trees as a kid....until I fell and broke all the Christmas presents.

   I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

   January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..

   Don't you just hate how you finally get Christmas all put away and it's already time to put up the Martin Luther King decorations??...?

   I got an iPod for Christmas, gave my son an iPad, gave my gf an iRon

   I would like to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of my Polish friends..

   Little Johnny wrote to Santa, "I want a baby brother for christmas." Santa wrote back' "Send me your Mother. '

   It's February. Think now may be a good time to take down your freakin' Christmas lights? Hmm?

   I was driving around today and the sun was out and the snow is melting so I think it's time to take your Christmas decorations down now.

   I get fewer Valentines than Christmas cards. ....I got one Christmas card

   still has the christmas tree up in her room. I'm not a procrastinator, just an over achiever.

   Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.

   Christmas 2011 : Justin Bieber Barbie

   With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!

   Friendships are wonderful adventures. They surprise and delight as nothing else can! Just when you think you know the person well, some new wonderful part of them presents itself. Enjoy your many friendships and treasure them for the gift that they are! T

   It"s ok to pretend you're Irish on St. Patrick's Day. You pretend you're good on Christmas, don't you?

   ‎"Girl, you must have farted, cuz you blew me away"--Using this pick up line as soon as the opportunity presents it self lmfao

   You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!!

   I returned an online purchase and the form said for your security, please use Fedex, UPS, USPS, DHL or Parcel Post. Exactly what other options do they think I'm considering: Horse? Catapult? Tooth Fairy? Santa?

   You can't change ONE second of the past , and who knows what tomorrow will bring but today is the present , and presents are gifts we should all cherish !!