love Funny Status Messages

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

   My 80 year old grandma is just learning how to text. She thinks LOL means "Lots of love". She sent a text saying, "Your aunt Martha passed away this morning... LOL"

   Being a TV writer for CSI: Miami would be the best. You would never get rejected. "Your script is over-the-top and and makes no sense. We love it!"

   gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.

   Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

   ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE

   love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.

   Dear Me, You are the sexiest thing to walk this Earth! Love, Me

   Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

   Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........

   To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful

   I love how bouillon cubes come in bright shiney yellow (chicken flavored) and red (Beef flavored) packages, I am set for halloween trickery.

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.

   They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   Trust me when I say its better to walk in on both of your parents making love than just one of them !

   I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .