friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

   My wife is taking my kids to go see the nut cracker this weekend. Of course I'm talking about my mother in law not the show.

   Re-up with Sam Hurd this weekend just isn't going to happen...

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(

   I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......

   Drank so much over the weekend that I'm giving a new meaning to "Shooting Craps."

   This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... opps wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs!!! ;)

   12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.

   Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   Worked out for an hour. Ate two brownies. Somehow I am able to justify this because its Friday...

   Knock knock. Who's there? Weekend! Weekend who? 'We can end' working for a couple of days thank you very much!!!

   Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it's only Tuesday.

   Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   My wife asked me "when youre on a boys weekend do you think of me?" apparently 'only to stop me coming too soon' was the wrong answer!