Friday Funny Status Messages

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday

   I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.

   playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone

   X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...

   Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus