trump Funny Status Messages

   apparently on NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. "This begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"

   noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........

   An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.

   Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover

   Halloween costume idea #27 Ronald McDonald outfit, suit jacket, and Red Wig comb over…Ronald McDonald Trump!

   Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.

   Donald Trump, first hampster to human hair transplant recipient.

   Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump are going to sit down for a face to face. Hope they got a big room. That's a lot of face.

   If Trump's hair sees its shadow NBC gets 6 more seasons of celebrities pretending to respect him.

   Trump hugs Mitt Romney and tells him "You had me at "I don't care about poor people'."

   Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.

   Trying to arrange an eating contest between Rosie, Oprah and Trump....wagering available in Vegas. Place your bets early

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   I hope that Donald Trump's toupee is spared from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy... Be safe, little ferret

   Let's leave Trump in the rear view mirror and get to work putting our country back in order.

   Um, no, Donald Trump, the world is laughing at YOU (and your raccoon-top).

   I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.