snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.

   Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.

   It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

   it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August

   first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.

   Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.

   When you realize winter is still 5 week away!

   Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!

   See, it's not only Canada that gets snow. Got that Florida, Texas, California........

   "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"

   We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.

   Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.

   Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.

   There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.

   "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow

   Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!

   FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.