friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   Aaaaaahhhhhh.....Friday.....time for the Beer-Goggle Olympics. But be careful single peeps, 'cuz once the sun comes up, you COULD find yourself in a bad horror movie. WHOOP!! Have a GREAT weekend!!

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   Aah, It's the weekend again. Time to gather the family around the computer or smart phone and read out my status updates for the week. Keep smiling my friends.

   Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex! Now that I have your full attention, its weekend for god's sake, log off and go out there and enjoy your life dammit!

   I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

   Wishing all my facebook friends a fantasmagorical weekend filled with fun, sun, and...hang on a sec....huh?....okay, it's supposed to rain all weekend so never mind.

   Mark your calendar - Valentines weekend, 2013. Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard.

   It smells like... FRIDAY!! (In case your sniffers busted.=)

   It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!

   Friday Night. I've missed you. You've been coy and bashful all week long. So you abide by the "lady in the street but a freak in the bed" motto. Oh... I see we see eye to eye. I'll be waiting for you when the sun does down.

   Seems kinda strange we couldn't get even one post mortem pic of Bin Laden but nobody seems to mind Gadhafi showing up at back yard picnics and local supermarket meat freezers like he's starring in the sequel to "A Weekend At Bernie's".....Go figure!

   Clemson Vs Georgia Tech this weekend........ Up for Clemson....... Down for Georgia Tech

   I have to remind myself this weekend there will be many Halloween parties. So don't go by instinct and start shooting zombies in the head.

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"