Friday Funny Status Messages

   Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since Friday.

   The search for Friday night is followed much too quickly by the discovery of Monday morning.

   Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!

   Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

   Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank its Friday.

   FYI Atheist do not have to thank anyone for Friday because Friday is a free natural phenomenon.

   Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   Basketball. Pfft. Running back and forth. Making passes. Dribbling. I do that every Friday night.

   Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.