snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...

   An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming

   He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?

   I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.

   I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure

   If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?

   To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .

   Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

   Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!

   The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!

   My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.

   When are the winter special olympics??

   I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..

   Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.

   At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.

   Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.

   Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment

   Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?