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   messageicon I use to think that wearing masks was so ridiculous and lame. Now that I've seen him wear one, I love masks and I can get enough of them.
←Rate | 07-13-2020 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fell in love with a female electrician. …She was a real live wire and I took her ohm with me.
←Rate | 07-15-2020 08:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever Kids Says Mummy I Love, Just Say Start Talking Because They Need Something
←Rate | 07-23-2020 08:25 by BabyLu Comments (0)  


   messageicon Changing my name to ‘free unlimited high-speed wifi’ so everyone will love me.
←Rate | 08-07-2020 09:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It cost me $0 to cut you off and believe me, I love free stuff...
←Rate | 08-13-2020 16:51 by Gabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love a socialite set them free, if they come back to you be careful as they might have been Coronavirus.
←Rate | 08-15-2020 10:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love to change the world but I don't know what to do, so I leave it up to you to wear a mask. Ten Years After,
←Rate | 08-23-2020 14:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2020 love life: The washing machine has seen me naked more often than anyone else.
←Rate | 08-24-2020 15:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love how I can remember the lyrics to just about any song written in the 70s but can't remember where I laid my car keys down last night?
←Rate | 08-30-2020 19:35 by moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage Counsellor: last week I asked you to come up with 3 things you love about each other. Me: I need an extension.
←Rate | 09-22-2020 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s fun finding love notes my wife hides around the house, it would be even better if they were for me
←Rate | 09-28-2020 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe B. to wife: I’d love to go to the mall with you honey, but the court order says I can’t come within 50 feet of any mannequins.
←Rate | 09-29-2020 09:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Bruce Lee because he studied art and poetry and decided the most beautiful form of self expression is punching someone in the face
←Rate | 10-12-2020 08:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Legally changing my name to Pumpkin Spice Latte so my wife will love me more.
←Rate | 10-15-2020 08:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I love you but I don’t trust you,” I say to my dog as I put cheese and crackers on the table.
←Rate | 10-21-2020 06:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day, I would love to visit the state of JOEgia.
←Rate | 11-06-2020 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to my girlfriend's house to make mad, passionate love to her. Then have her fix us something to eat. That's what's meant by bed and breakfast, right?
←Rate | 12-05-2020 07:21 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon He’s a one eyed optometrist with a cauliflower addiction. She hunts babies for sport. But could a chance Christmas encounter mean a forever love blossoms. Find out this Saturday on The Hallmark Channel.
←Rate | 12-14-2020 09:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love snow – People who never shovel
←Rate | 12-16-2020 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing everyone peace, love, and happiness in the new year. And if you’ve ever done me wrong, a touch of chlamydia.
←Rate | 01-04-2021 08:19 Comments (0)  




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