Funny Status Message #201213
X says I'm going to my girlfriend's house to make mad, passionate love to her. Then have her fix us something to eat. That's what's meant by bed and breakfast, right?

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- # 32520 Were drunk! you dont have to know or like me to make passionate movie love to me!! Tomorrow we'll act like it never happend!
- # 132900 If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house.
- # 211115 If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple, "Thank you". Not all this, "How did you get into my house?" nonsense.
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