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America. .......for the love of sanity......wake up..... your going to hell in a hand cart
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10-03-2017 02:29
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To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
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10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon
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Love when I tell a cat owner I'm allergic and they look at me like I just confessed to a series of truck stop homicides.
Love is...never having to say “wrong hole”
Maybe you misunderstood me. I love you in a "tennis score" sort of way.
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10-30-2017 14:42
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You will NEVER find the love of your life, if YOU ARE the love of your life.
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10-30-2017 19:36
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The Gluttony scene from Se7en really isn’t torture if you love spaghetti and want to die.
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11-03-2017 07:12
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I love how sharks swim around with their fins out like they want high fives, but then they're like, Screw you! ...and they eat your face off.
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11-13-2017 03:49
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commercial: get one diamond for your best friend, and one for your true love me: why would my dog want a diamond
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11-29-2017 13:38
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"Santa, have you been working out? It sure shows. By the way, I love the new work flow plan you've established for the elves. Very efficient!" - Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
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12-02-2017 09:31
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This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
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12-03-2017 02:10 by Beth
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I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee. Headache? Drink coffee. Cold? Drink coffee. Someone makes your angry? Bust them in the head with a hot cup of coffee!
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12-09-2017 10:44
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God is love, but Lucifer does that thing with his tongue.
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12-09-2017 14:26
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Gotta love Amazon wish lists, it's like saying "it's the thought that counts, so long as you only buy me exactly what I want.
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12-16-2017 11:35 by JoshS
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Life is about friends and family, nothing else matters. it all boils down to how you've impacted those in your circle. The sacrifices you make along the way will be your true legacy . LIVE, LOVE, LEARN.
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12-31-2017 13:52 by mds
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I just Love the gym this time of year. The new members make me look like an endurance freak
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01-03-2018 04:24
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I love finding money in my clothes after wash…..its like a gift from me....to me
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01-03-2018 04:25
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The Gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately, the line at KFC was shorter than usual. Already in Love with New Year's resolution
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01-04-2018 06:27
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I'll bet if two antennas fell in love, the wedding wouldn't be anything special, but the reception would be excellent.
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01-13-2018 07:15
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I will never have abs. Because I love eating keb abs
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01-15-2018 08:31
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